Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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