why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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