Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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