When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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