Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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