I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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