go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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