the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
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she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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