i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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