i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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