The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
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I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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