Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(303): View more from Colorado

he thought i was a dude.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.

(1-706): View more from Georgia

I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.

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(517): View more from Michigan

drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea

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(818): View more from California

I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".

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(518): View more from New York

we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it

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