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I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?

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(443): I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute? http://tfl.nu/jztq

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I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.

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(925): I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder. http://tfl.nu/ta5a

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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.

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(563): Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self. http://tfl.nu/njzb

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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.

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(720): ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick. http://tfl.nu/3jab

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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.

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(334): God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises. http://tfl.nu/xfua

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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".

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(617): I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues". http://tfl.nu/ykd9

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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.

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(970): There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know. http://tfl.nu/bv2v

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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?

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(540): My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project? http://tfl.nu/mcoi

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I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.

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(619): I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight. http://tfl.nu/r1ts

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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.

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(330): Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea. http://tfl.nu/s5sl

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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER

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(801): I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER http://tfl.nu/tbl0

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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.

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(941): You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard. http://tfl.nu/vxrl

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It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?

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(330): It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period? http://tfl.nu/rj9s

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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.

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I was judging you.

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(365): As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over. (1-365): I was judging you. http://tfl.nu/3tin

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I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.

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You're my favorite person

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(913): I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that. (1-913): You're my favorite person http://tfl.nu/9772

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