im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
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Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.