yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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