A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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