I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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