he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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