in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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