I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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