Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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