After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
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We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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