i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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