So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
So. Much. Porn.
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