hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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