I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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