spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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