I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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