I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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