i jhust puked up my retainher.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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