Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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