Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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