it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
