just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Randomize
