Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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