IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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