jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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