Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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