lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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