No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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