omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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