I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I had to cum in my sink.
Randomize
