he wants to bone in the snuggie
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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