are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.