haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I just forgot I was standing up.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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