Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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