Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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