Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
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He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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