my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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