Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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