i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?