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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  People in love make me want to vomit

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  :)

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  Wipe that smile off your face.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.

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• (+33): View more from France

  Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!

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  She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?

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