Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
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I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
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Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.