What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
All the doctor said was why
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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