He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
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