i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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