is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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