Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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