she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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