Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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