all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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