So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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