You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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